So Why Does Arsene Spin ?

However much you're a fan of Arsene, you can't deny he's the Master of Spin.

Sometimes I scream in rage when I hear the same spiel from him. But then the p#ss poor questions don't help either.

Following up on something that started on twitter with @eastlower, I wrote a list of  the ones that annoy me the most. Some have imaginary answers.

(1) Arsene, Are you not signing a goalkeeper now ?
     No we're not. We can't pay to keep a player like Petr Cech or Reina. So we're hashing our bets on this young polish dude. He's good. You should see him. We even call him Bambi.

(2) What kind of an impact will missing Cesc have, Arsene ?
      Of course it's gonna have a f*cking impact. Next question please.

(3) Do you think your squad has matured now, Arsene ?
      Look. If you're asking me if they're big enough to make sure a  Rooney or a Drogba won't plough through them, no. They stopped getting together to watch "Friends", which was a relief.

(4) Arsene, do you think you can win the title this year ?
      Look. If that muck from Spurs says he can win it then what the f#ck do you want me to say ?
 
(5) Do you think that was a bad tackle, Arsene ?
     Of course it was a bad tackle. We are getting more powerful these days. We feel anger. We have now begun to feel the power of the dark side of the force.

(6) Are you looking to sign any new players this time around ?
      Yeah Right. Like I'm gonna tell you, Tw*t !
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(6') Are you a voyeur, Arsene ?

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